Tuesday, December 2, 2008

need for one standard for all SAP projects

currently every individual SAP project in a big IT firm has its own project specific naming convention and code quality standard. if an IT firm has 20 SAP projects running then 20 different project standards are prepared by each manager inspite all 20 projects are involved techanically and functionally in same technology. i explain why we DON'T need different project standards for same technology. how does one common standard applicable across all projects in a big company improve the desired level of code quality, code readability for all SAP developers in a company and easy adaptability of developer across all projects without wasting 2 -3 days reading same documents? i have worked in four SAP projects and observed various contradictory code quality assurance standard.
(1) in my previous project, use of 'field-symbol' is not allowed. although in my present project, use of 'field-symbol' is highly recommended to replace 'work-area' and data manupulation in internal table without 'modify' statement. utility of this tool is immense other than stated two ovious scenarios.
(2) in one project, it is ok to read an internal table using 'Binary Search' always and religiously. but it doesn't make sense to read an internal table using 'Binary Search' for once or twice as 'Binary Search' requires 'Sorting' which itself is very time consuming. in such case, linear search is good performance wise if requirement is not beyound 4 times or read inside loop itself.
(3)another contradictory thing i noticed that one project allows 'modify' satement with 'where' clause for internal table inside loop while other project rates it as bad coding style as modify statement works in linear fashion starting from index 1 to n which unnecessarily increases record (internal table) processing time. so, how do they suggest to modify internal table ? take one scenario: based on outer looped internal table1, if one has to modify the content of internal table2. then sort the internal table2 outside loop based on conditional fields. read this internal table2 inside loop assigning field-symbol based on conditional fields. if it finds a record then simply change the content of field-symbol which gets reflected in internal table2. so, basically one replaces linear processing by sorting+binary search. latter is good performance wise if records are in great number in production system.
(4)one project allows to modify database table in 'user-exit/BAdi' directly where as other project doesn't allow it without 'update perform/update function' module because it violates the concept of 'All or None' database update. as previous approach will lead to inconsistent database if respective standard transaction fails in middle of processing before executing 'commit' statement.
(5)one rediculous thing was-one project didn't prefer 'inner join' because QA guy feared that it might lead to data loss in complex situation. priceless!!!
bottom line is that each has developed one specific standard QA list which reflects limitation of one's knowledge. sad part is this kind of industry practice at project level is common everywhere. one effective solution can be that only few selected efficient techanical experts of company should set the standard of code quality for all projects. It will easy to implement best industry practices in SAP technology as ignorance of latest update in technology as well as lack of wider exposure are reason for this inconsistency.

I am not able to appreciate the benefits of following different naming conventions for different projects in a same company. as far as functionality and performance of codes are concerned, it is not going to alter anything. so, sticking to one standard for naming will enhance more standarisation of code maintenance. when client buys a specific namespace from SAP then accordingily the naming can be changed while maintaining rest things intact. as for example, if a client wants that all custom developments shud start with 'PPP' initial then what one has to do is just add this initail 'PPP' to custom name using already fixed one naming convention.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

mumbai attack

a bunch of bastards walk into my country with ease and kill as many innocents they want. they fuck entire security and intelligence systems and succeed in their targets. why does the Indian goverment keep blaming on neighbour for own inefficiency and fuck-my-ass attitude ? it no longer arouses patroism feelings for those families who lost their sons saving people beacuse our government takes their brave sons for granted to sacrifice. what the hell went wrong with our government ? why does Indian government look so fucked up all the time ? if government takes no concrete steps after this bloodiest aftermath, then any terrorist will walk into any public building and shoot all. things need to straighten out if present government doesn't want to look like jerk to whole world.

i salute all brave soldiers who fought for our nation. it's you, guys who keep our spirit and pride high.

Monday, September 29, 2008

bomb blast

terrorists succeed in planting bombs and we keep cleaning bomb sites with tearful eyes. i am fed up with daily news of blasts and its aftermath or any consolatory statement of PM. i am interested in real actions like "how many those bastards have been gunned down by Indian police ". i am interested in whether our national stand on terrorism is as obvious as "if you dare to do it, we have enough bullets waiting for your head". i am interested in our government's attitude and confidence such as "our guns will negotiate with you". it's high time to take inspiration from China, Russia and USA. any threat to security, these countries talk more with their tanks. i don't want to live under the fear of being killed anywhere with no trace of my finding. today a perosn gets more calls from home not to go to malls or open markets. i personally avoid to come out of home if it is 15th august or 26th january or occasion of sensitive religious festivals. Thank God! these are national holidays otherwise casualities would be many fold. as a nation, first act of our boldness should be to make the number of all prison serving terrorists linked with bomb blasts to zero. we should be least interested in keeping 100 terrorists alive in prison rather than determined to bring in 200 more if they spoil our sound night sleep. because "no motherfucker can decide the fate of my life with press of one button."

Friday, September 19, 2008

re-invent post-office.

finally dying post-offices re-inveted themselve to be in biz atleast by providing address verification services to IT industries and mobile service operators!!! why doesn't government sell Indian postal establishment to any private body who can make it one of the largest and finest integrated courier facilities of world ? govenmental postal system can work with city private courier agencies to deliver packages in villages as it will solve my problem to send a courier to my village home as well as government can make some profit if they are so busy to not think of re-energising the dead postal biz. few years ago, Indian railways sytem was on verge of financial bankrupcy but after few strokes of development and good management techniques, it is churning out 10K crores pure profit per year . same positive development can be achieved with postal system if it doesn't loose its focus on its core area of business like postal/package/money delivery rather than doing petty works for other companies.
can we have a postal minister like Lalu Prasad who can make it possible ?

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

search for a right match

this is not a story of mine but it is about my friend Nishant and his quest to find a perfect match for his marraige. just six months ago he decided to settle down and wished to have a happy marraige life with an extremely gorgeous gal of his age. he did lots of homework like 'which is the best matrimonial site which has genuine profiles as well as it has profiles which can match with his standard.', 'what's the charge for a matrimonial advertisement of specific number of words or specific space in an individual national newspaper for three editions.', 'What kind of proper words should be used to convey his precise set of parameters for his match'. the decision to marry at young age of 24 yrs (next month he would be 25 yrs old) is his self analysis to find real happiness in life. he explains to me...most of time we spend our precious time to find a girl friend which is basically below par of our status (in terms of IIT degree as well as income) that causes regret later on even if we get that kind of girl friend. where as gorgeous gals don't even think of us as we lack social contact with them to continue any kind of relationship which she deserves to have. what is the end result...we just end up spoiling our time for useless purpose like searching/watching a gal in forum mall or cursing almighty to be unfair with us. so, the best route for find a right gal for talented guys like us is arranged marraige. being 5'11" tall, slim, IIT educated guy, currently earning only 10 lacs per annum, he has firm belief to get proposal from only exceptionally fair gal from high profile family. with prospect of not losing any potential beauty queen, he relaxed his caste criteria for his match after having a long serious persuasive discussion with his mom. but what makes him sad after giving a 10K ad in newspaper and having a 5k profile at matrimonial site, he has received interests only from beautiful gals but not from single extremely beautiful gal. he is not able to understand why an average gal (she may be enough beautiful for others like me.) sends her profile inspite of he has clearly mentioned height:5'6", age:24 yrs or below and excellent look for his match. what he does is only three things...he reads her profile...he makes fun of her foolishness to get noticed by him...he deletes her mail. he has rejected 50 profiles ranging from an mba grad from top college to software professional earning equivalent salary at elite firms. his precise set of beauty parameters has amazed and little shocked his mom and sis. Once he had a fight with his sis when he said a gal 'average looking' who was 'extremely gorgeous' acording to his sis. rest family members as well as me have good fun time to discuss about his marraige plan and we are not sure to predict when this guy will finally find his right match. moral of story: if you are an extremely beautiful gal then watch out these guys.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

"Time to say Good Bye" mail

when a professional leaves his present organisation for next company, he drafts a thanking mail with lots of manufactured (may be real) emotional and nostalgic feelings he had experienced while working in various projects with various teams and he sends to all members of his present as well as past projects. what does this courtesy mail leave an impact on employees who get this mail? do we get emotional as this guy is leaving us ? does HR team see an infectious virus being sent by a out-going employee in the form of a thanking mail ? ok. let me tell you...how an employee reacts after reading a 'Good Bye' mail as this mail directly motivates them also to say 'Good Bye'...if that out-going employee is his friend then he will inquire about the offer he got and he will request him to refer his resume when he joins there...otherwise he will also start looking for a better opportunity in term of salary because someone having same experience as his own are getting better package in the market then why he should be left doing work at lower salary in his present company. many times this mail left many employees in bad taste as well as demotivated as they missed to grab that more-paying job. so what happens...one 'Good Bye' mail motivates next three or five 'Good Bye' mails directly or indirectly. from organisational perspective, this practice is no way doing any good.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

few stupid HR ques.

every recruitment process has one last HR round to qualify. recruitee is sure of being asked same boring and crap questions to test so-called intregrity, trust and professionalism of candidate which basically tests nothing rather than it is a small feel-good chit-chat session with a candidate. what if one is disqualified based on it. blame guy or blame HR ?

Q. why do you want to join our company ? => does HR person want to listen manufactured good points about their company ? What does HR person expect from a candidate to say ? let suppose he is looking for change of job only for monetary increment then what's the problem HR person has got? to retain good employees or to absorb new employees, it is problem of company...it is not the responsibilty of an employee to stay inspite he deserves better.

Q. are you happy with your present work/company? => how it is going to matter whether a candidate is happy or unhappy with his company as long as he is proving his mantle or expertise in his area of work? why the hell anybody will say that he is unhappy with present company to invite more questions about his style of working rather he will choose to cut down next question by saying 'i am happy but i want to be happier if i join your firm.'

Q. if you get a better offer while working in our company, would you leave our company? => if anybody who is staying with a company inspite of getting better prospect from another company, is fool. i don't think anyone will use above line to reply to HR person to lose his prospect with certainity.

Q. why do you want to join software firm ? => why the hell, company is bothered for reasons behind a candidate's personal choice to work in his preferred industry ? what matters most is whether he is doing good.

Q. where do you see yourself in our company after five years ? => is a candidate going to stay for next 5 years on the basis of that he has made a statement like he would like to see himself as a manager ? does his answer worth anything good for a company ?

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

how guys start drinking!!!

i along with Vijay Gupta decided to try beer. we went silently to a beer shop beside known Punjabi Dhaba. took a kingfisher mild beer...wrapped in newspaper...put it in a black bag. we were back to room. we were not sure about how we should take it...neat or with water or with cold drink. point was...we didn't want to intoxicate ourselves. finally we decided to go for Spirit. drink composition was: one part of beer and two parts Spirit. i had three drinks but Gupta couldn't complete one because of some kind of intoxication started in his head. poor guy!!! :)

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

crazy gmail status message

how many times you love to put new status message when you go online on Gmail everyday ? the whole act of exhibiting status messages, sometimes self constructed or most of the time re-working on some great thinkers' ideas into your own creation or some awesome web-links, is turned out be cool act to have fun. the googling quest for new quotes has positive impact as it is lil self study journey into works of some great men as well as self analysis of your own thoughts. as i can say...these great insightful statements were kept in books are now out in open cyber space for all to read and enjoy and display. we want our status message to reflect our attitude and coolness towards life. so it drives us to innovate in our own style. one my IIT classmate fondly called Pondy, always puts strictly complex Sanskrit Sloks to get precious attention to explain Sloks to ignorant souls. my friend Nishant loves to put some self-made-lines like....'average looking gals please stay away from me. becoz I have no interest in you.', 'I am very romantic at heart if you are beauty queen.'. an ex-IBM colleague popularized a term 'Bhikari No-729' through Gmail. i use it in lil different fashion. mostly to convey private message in public domain like.....'Thank you Pritam" , "Shreya says: I am threat to World", "I miss u! hina." . It works in positive ways.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Be an Ass, Get a Lass!

today morning when i was scanning headlines through newspaper 'The Times of India', one news grabbed my eyes. heading was 'Be an Ass, Get a Lass!'. a European research group, after few years of observations, has concluded a pattern in liking of female: female like more when male attempt some kind of foolish things to please them without looking in poor light.

so, "anyone who doesn't want an Ass ?"

Sunday, July 27, 2008

awesomeness on a Tshirt

last night i was at Patna junction waiting for Gareeb Rath, i saw a guy wearing a t-shirt with a line 'I go to gym everyday.'. when i re-looked at his size, he was just 180 kg with funny fat belly!!! i guess.
t-shirt with a punch line is rage as they find it kool to grab some eyeballs. there is some subtle rules regarding what words should be written on t-shirt. if t-shirt has a line like 'I am a good boy.' people who see anyone wearing this t-shirt will think...he is some kind of jerk or classic idiot or mock him to death. if a line is ' I am a bad boy.' then it will have completely different impact...the same people will find him kool and full of attitude. point is...more bad is more good. designers have been more crazy when it comes to write words on female t-shirts. like 'what you are staring at ?', 'fresh milk', 'mango', 'twins', 'hold me', blah blah...i am running out of my database. punch-line with double meaning is more common but what hits harder is some Knockout lines like 'Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.', 'Save water. Bath together.', ’save water, drink neat’ with a whiskey bottle printed.

i found this one priceless. t-shirt having printed words like 'road to heaven' with a bold arrow pointing downward.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

arranged marriage

why does someone wish to get fooled by love marriage with average-looking-average-rich girl friend for sake of belief that it will last long and they will die happily? ( phew!!! ) where as arranged marriage still offers better prospect for 90% of Indians. it's vice-versa true for gals also. finding a girl friend and searching for potential life partner are two completely different things. there are lots of smart guys who don't mix these two together. for girl friend, you know better what you need and for life partner, parents know better. if parents readily agree with your choice then it's great. i know one good example...my friend's friend confessed his wish to a gal working with him in same project. she replied she would marry someone who earns 10 lacs per annum. well, his salary is below half of her expectation. what impressed me was clearity of her mind. she knows...her parents will find someone what she expects. our basic social framework offers what you deserve best and it will also make your mom be proud mother of obedient son/daughter.

fork vs hand

if i try to eat bone-meat using fork then i would end up making lots of noises on plate which always invite for unwanted attention from different tables. i usually scan menu silently for some tasty boneless otherwise i turn veggy when i am with group as it's easy to eat veggie food keeping clean fingers through out. i find it very amusing when some persons very patiently and smoothly use fork and spoon...fork in left hand and spoon in right hand...pressing fork on piece and using spoon to take out small bite. i just say to them 'dude, you look good'.
there is something subtle temptation about rice that i can't resist using my fingers. i won't say i am south Indian. but i find it more satisfying to my taste glands when i eat using my hand and licking my fingers at end. If I do it before a beautiful gal then it will surely turn her off at instant. this kind of temptation I think has been coded in my genes probably in most of Indians. it is said if we use more sensory organs during eating then body responds to food in better way. may be...feel of foods to fingers exposes more hidden taste glands in tongue. this doesn't mean I will give a try to my hand on noodles and maggie. some foods inherently need fork to enjoy them. whatever medical science claims to be true...i still find it not ok with hands in group when people are ready with fork and spoon. our age-old religious book tells 'food is enjoyed in private'.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

bay of bengal

last weekends i went to three different sea beaches Mandarmani, Shankarapur and Dighah. all these are part of Bay of Bengal, 200KM near to Kolkata. when my friends suggested an idea to visit, i was relucant to go as i had never heard of these beaches and i thought these beaches would be some ugly looking small water resources. but i realised what i would have missed when i saw these beaches are infinite in dimension with huge pure water waves. the experience of taking dip in high flying sea waves and sleeping on wet sand when wave touches your feet were awesome. the best part of fun we had at Shankarapur beach. the rain started so heavily that we couldn't see. the unexpected heavy rainfall added extra joy and energy among us. we danced...shouted...ran in water...we thanked God for this wonderful evening.

Shankarapur beach

other view of Shankarapur beach

me and krishana frenz at tour

the sad part of this tour is that these sea-beaches have no good many hotels and are not well connected to city. one night we had to survive on few eggs and samosa. it lacks facilities of some water sports, re-creational options and safety measures which we find at other places. Inspite of these places having good potential to be big attraction of tourism with strategy and investment, they are left as virgin spots. i promote these economically-unexplored places. who knows if it seeks attention of some genius entrepreneurs who take advantage of these places to make big business with less investment to provide goa-like experience. :)

sms marketing

sms marketing has fascinated all news channels, entertainment channels and newspapers. i think it is good way to interact with viewers and get feedback of shows. it sounds like a great idea but a close look tells a different story. you decide...

few observations:
an actor pops up on zoom channel and asks the name of his yet-to-be-released movie.
options are:
a. De Taali
b. De Taali
c. De Taali

MTV India is hosting lots of reality shows now-a-days. During one such reality show "on the job", channel asks one simple question.
which one of following devices a photographer does work with ?
a. AK-47
b. AK-56
c. Camera

Channel 9XM is full of some strange questions like...it shows a pic of Amitabh Bachchan.
Question is " who is this actor ?".
options:
a. Amitabh Bachchan
b. Sharukh Khan

all such questions have two common things.
first is...channel requests viewers to send sms with correct option on some four or five digits number. second is...you don't have to worry about the correct option of these questions. winners are supposed to get gold coins or dinner with star or some imaginary prizes.
one sms charge is only 3 to 6 rupees.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

wine and cigaratte

lastnight we had an office party. different kinds of wines we tasted with my friends. without cigarattes, wine is not supposed to have the kind of effect that it has with it. my expert friend advised me. we smoked like chimany while filling ourself with wine. i still remember when i was in village, my big brother was caught smoking cigaratte. this act created family crisis.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

bathroom panic

how do you feel when one fine morning, you are in bathroom for nature's call and in the mean time someone keeps continuously pressing door bell button? there is no one inside to respond it except you? oh! for god sake, would you please stop pressing button ? i just thought of. if i shouted from my heavenly position, voice won't go beyond door into his ears. i need to wrap up. pressure won't work when you need to complete things especially when situation is as delicate as it is. phew!!! i need to calm down and concentrate to complete in next few minutes. few situations flashed before my eyes, i faced in public toilets like when i went inside then next guy always came and stand at door. he used to knock at door after every 30 seconds until you come out unfinished and enraged of course. i de-pressurized myself to feel lil comfortable and quickly run to door to find my old fat friend. f*** man!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

basics

i am habituated doing mathematical problems involving some widely known basic theories and facts. as the basic building blocks of mathematics are so common in use that i hardly think of how truthfulness of facts were proved. in spite of solving hundreds of problems based on circle area, i can't figure out how to prove the irrationality of pi. if i search for value of this constant, i may get value accurate up to 500 decimal places but it doesn't help me to know how pi was established as irrational entity. i look back and think of all mathematics books i read up to +12, i never crossed any basic book explaining proof of this truth. i searched the proof in wikipedia, but things explained is hard to grasp for me. handling pi is still tough.

is it hypothesis of geometry or rigorously proved that the area of rectangle is 'length x breadth' and volume of cuboid is 'length x breadth x height' ??? they interpreted dimensional features of real world and devised these two most basic form of tools to explain geometrical meaning of shape and size. it seems to be surprisingly unbelievable, some smart thinkers gave solid reasons for foundation of these formulae to calculate area and volume many centuries ago, in spite our course books fail to provide the logics how did mathematicians derived them. any kind of regular or irregular two dimensional geometrical shape is summation of n number of rectangles. any three dimensional figure is composed of n number of small cuboids. we explain everything in terms of these formulae but one one asks to explain these formulae.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

a gal

it has been one week since i saw you online. i always check whether you put new pic in display. but it's same old cute pic. tonight i am missing you and i am little nostalgic about the time we spent chatting...cracking some jokes. when i met you online, i instantly connected to you. it might be my inability to find a right gal to overcome of being single or i found a gal what i dream. i enjoyed your presence and i talk over any topic. it is so comfortable and pleasing to be with you. the level of your liveliness and making-life-beautiful attitude make me lil crazy for you. i always tend to praise you lil more. you react to say that things look fairy tale over net and i don't know you actually. i may be blind. does life become perfect even if i know someone completely ? i admired you for being so different from me. your point of view on even simple topic is opposite of what i think of. i use to feel a sense of completeness. i was so pleasantly surprised to receive your call on my b-day. you had made my day. you wished me twice on 14th Jan, the day we met. you always asked me what's the special about this day ? and each time i couldn't think of what's the special. i always forget and you always remember.
one day you told me that you were seeing someone. i was shocked. yeah! our relationship is not made in heaven. but it was really cute as you let me know about your feelings and i saw pics of your boy. it's true i am not capable of doing something like veer-zara or you may not wish. in few years you would be married and busy with new life. let see how my life will take shape. in spite i would be in different world disconnected from you, your face won't fade away from my mind.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

re-interpretation

moral values
prostitution is legalized in one country where as it is considered amoral and illegal in another country. as 10 yrs ago, kiss in public places was socially forbidden but today it is ok without any moral concern. same about pre-marriage sex. If the boundaries of morality is getting pushed day by day then what restricts us to embrace those things today like same sex relationship what we will accept after 20 yrs down the line ? what kinds of cultural, moral and social developments will take place which redefine the subject in different light ? things are justified purely based on personal freedom and liking. the human values, relationship and way of thinking are function of time and space. so the outcome of any human action would be wrong or right is true only for particular frame of time and space. how does GOD punish a person who did something when it was considered amoral but died after 30-40 yrs when it is socially accepted? similarly someone who is involved in legalized prostitution in Thailand but stays in India . so with change of time or space or both , so-called amoral actions become justified.

if you defeat law then you are a great guy.
we use terrorism in context of humane genocide by certain highly motivated groups for their own selfish motives which are against national interests. Take one example of Nepal maoist leader Mr. Prachanda. he masterminded several mass killings. he was declared state-terrorist by Nepal king. he would be shot down or possibly hanged to death if he ever caught. but with rise of power and popularity of Mr. Prachanda and at the same time decline in power of King, he would become prime minister of democratic Nepal in forth coming election. then his all past actions would be perceived worldwide as freedom fightings. Let see if LTTE cheif Prabhakaran dies as terrorist or as father of nation. have a look at Indian and Pakistani political industries. most powerful and legally respected men are legally not-proved tainted accused. highly appreciated villain characters in hollywood flicks are never nabbed by police. watch Basic Instinct, Sword fish, wild things and even hindi movie Dhoom-2.

rich men die in good shape.
it's common philosophy, if you do something bad then you have to suffer in your life for your bad actions. does it really hold ? i have seen many people dying miserably due to lack of wealth. it doesn't matters whether he did something great or bad. in most cases, what matters...does he/she have enough money to die comfortably? What is fault of people who are born in poor African nations or Afghanistan who are killed by local militants anytime for their no fault ? if GOD saves innocent people then when there is tsunami or volcano eruption or bomb blast then only bad persons should have died. does it happen even one out of a million cases ?

Monday, April 21, 2008

bitches

i am happy becoz "bitch" word is now considered decent. v all love bitches. it may be that you show ur dislike but deep down ur heart, u must be admiring their figures and sex appeal. true :D just get some free time and try sex video of hottest bitch of hollywood, Paris Hilton. She became more popular after her tape leak. her bold act transformed her into cultural icon and most sought after celebrity gal. that's koool!!! baby. Look at the statements given by another hollywood bitch, Lindasy Lohan. She finds one boyfriend boring after few months. bad luck dude!!! u need to be creative. ;) bitches r sexxxy. they r mean. they are highly conscious of shape. we gossip about their attitude, style, figure, curvy curve, low cut t-shirts and high rise skirts. ;) if she is hot.. she must got attitude. widout attitude bitches are no more. alas!!! local desi bitches are selected for roadies show, teen diva shows. so no one can doubt their potential to perform at international levelz. they add spice and fire quotient. they use f*** word and middle fingers to express anger. i love it. they get maximum share of guys praise and stare. lol . why it is called staring ? :( At least they are better than lallo type gals as my friend tells me. :P :P lallo type gals are most hated creatures on planet earth in spite guys don't show this emotion publicly. Who wants to talk with these lallo type gals. lol lol. bitches are worth watching at tv or in shopping mallz. :) bitches give challenges to men. that's why men are crazy for bitches becoz it's not so easy to own them. i can declear-bitches r d best dates. they will make u special. at least u will start feeling that u got greek god looks. ;) seriously!!! so what attracts bitches to guys ? any guess...if u think it's money...then think again..again...that how many time u had been called brother after she consumed ur money? he he he. seriously not joking this time. :) man...u have got to get luck. becoz they r rare species. u can say..luck like saif's luck to get kareena after having two kids... or how does 60 yrs old author Salman Rushdie manage to get 30 yrs old hot model with ample assets like Padma Lakshami ? I am scared of night.!!! am i mean to say it ? as love has no boundary. it's pure. like the way our most famous desi bitch Rakhi Sawant expressed love to her boyfriend cum bodyguard Abhishek giving him only three slaps during valentine day before entire media channels broadcasting their live actions. we r blessed with proactive media giving such spicy news.
this arrticle is meant to acknowledge the importance of such babes who are in bitch category or preparing hard to get into. we are here to watch out for you. u r better than rest. hats off!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

why IT industries are under crunch ?

do IT professionals work 40 hours of work per 5 days on average ? Why do IT companies happily pay to their employees doing bench sitting for next 6 to 9 months before companies successfully bid projects ? In spite of being rolled in project, one has to wait doing nothing (called hidden bench sitting in my terms) for 2 to 3 weeks before one gets another assignment. The waiting for assignment often goes beyond 3 weeks depending upon how fast the onsite people are able to resolve technical as well as functionality issues of assignments with client's functional team. Off shore Project teams are unnecessarily over-crowed. Company charges money per hour of an employee to clients. Clients are happy in spite of paying to extra not-doing-anything man power working for them. Are clients fool enough not to understand the way their projects are handled by IT companies ?
It has got one simple answer: Overall Clients still find cheap to outsource. So, for IT companies, extra employees are profitable in terms of payments they receive from clients.
How a company can accommodate 10,000 new employees per year where markets are getting saturated ? Everything has got limit.
One day we find breaking news: IT industries are deep in financial crunch. slight decrease in Dollar value stirred entire IT industries. Hundreds of employees got fired on the basis of shrewed and tricky test exams to cut down the cost. Top managements are deeply concerned about future profits. today this dollar devaluation reduced bench strength in a company to almost zero. it is good for industries to restructure themselve to improve efficiency.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

male behaviour survey ?

Few days back, a reputed Indian news channel AAJ TAK was broadcasting a short movie they shot by hidden camera to expose how indecent Indian males are when it comes to treating females in public places. They hired few beautiful models and sent them during daytime at public places like bus stops to study the behavior of males in presence of good looking girls. Result was obvious. Many stared at. Some didn't hesitate to make remark like 'sexy'. Some even took pictures by mobile phones. Few dared to approach and talked with her which is almost like a threat. The anchor of the show was discussing this downfall of male character with psychiatrist and experts. I appreciate the channel for taking up an issue and raising the point of safety of women at public places. My concern is the validity of experiment the channel conducted. Does the people sitting idle and smoking at public places reflect the nature of male in general ? These men are plenty in number at these places who were recorded by hidden camera. The kind of visual survey the channel conducted didn't include all kind of males in various other places like restaurants, shopping malls in totality. The show was on with experts' discussion about immature survey.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Freakonomics: Book Review

Levitt, author of the book said during interview of the New York Times Magazine on August 3, 2003 that given the right data I could figure out how to catch terrorists. It might seem absurd for an economist to dream of catching terrorists. But the author is sure. He believes that numbers don't lie. In spite of being economist, his approach to any particular problem does not involve any simple economics theory to reach any conclusion but what he is exceptionally excellent at is finding out the a story in the millions of data that no one else has found and framing of right questions to measure the effects of one variable on others that many top economists find it unmeasurable. In this book the author explores wide range of topics like cheating, corruption, abortion vs crime, parenting and racial discrimination. The books consists of six chapters and each chapter starts with question like "What do school teachers and Sumo wrestlers have in common ?", "Why do drug dealers still live with their moms ?", "What makes a perfect parent ?". It's amazing that the author explores each case by illustrating the various data and statistics he collected over years and explaining with logic the various patterns and scenarios he finds. He uses personal observation, intuition and freakish curiosity to remove one layer or more from the surface of modern life and seeing what is happening underneath. He gives interesting examples where conventional wisdom is often wrong like money alone wins elections, many police in city means drop in crime, capital punishment deters the hard core criminals, swimming pool in backyard is less dangerous to your children than gun, good parents means reading out books to your children and taking them out for museum regularly, naming of your children doesn't affect their career prospects, the advice you take from an expert like doctor or real estate agent is always good for you. The investigation of the author is for common people to know how the world really works. During analysis of any problem (page no-10), the author makes a point how to frame a good question to know the correlation between two factors-let's say them X and Y. It is possible that X causes Y or it is also possible that Y causes X or it may be that a third factor Z causes X and Y ? He takes few real life cases to explain this correlation-ship. Cities with a lot of murders also tend to have a lot of police officers. Unless you have sufficient data, it's hard to say it's number of murders that is causing increase in number of police or it's extra police that is causing murders in cities. While extending the concept of asking right question, during discussing about parenting and education (page no-163), author gives two similar looking questions to clarify the importance of making other parameters constant while determining the correlation-ship between factors X and Y in any scenario.
1. Does having a lot of books in your home lead your child to do well in school ?
2. Does a child with a lot of books in his home tend to do better than a child with no books ?
The author mentions that simply measuring children with a lot of books against children with no books as in question 1, the answer may not be meaningful. Perhaps the number of books in a child's home merely indicates how much money his parents make. What we really want to do is measure two children who are alike in in every way except one as in question 2 - in this case, the number of books in his home - and see if that one factor makes a difference in his school performance. That's why it is said - To ask an intelligent question is more difficult than to answer same. The book entices readers to think and question the way we accept our normal life. As this book offers explanations for why certain things went wrong or right but it lacks to provide the ways to improve situations if it goes wrong. I have few questions about the author's findings I wish the author would have explained in this book.
1. The author finds how the legalization of abortion in 1970s in USA contributed to massive crime drop of the 1990s after 20 yrs of its legalization. Can we replicate same success in other countries where still abortion is not legalized ? If not, then why ?
2. The author finds that capital punishment is not deterrent to hard core criminals then how to devise an unique system to deter criminal.
3. How to control the cheating by real estate agent/doctors/lawyers/sumo wrestlers ?
This book offers thrill of treasure-hunt when the author explores subjects and binds the readers to the last sentence of the book. This book establishes the fact that whatever be complexity of problem, one can understand only by use of common sense and keen observation.