how guys start drinking!!!

i along with Vijay Gupta decided to try beer. we went silently to a beer shop beside known Punjabi Dhaba. took a kingfisher mild beer...wrapped in newspaper...put it in a black bag. we were back to room. we were not sure about how we should take it...neat or with water or with cold drink. point was...we didn't want to intoxicate ourselves. finally we decided to go for Spirit. drink composition was: one part of beer and two parts Spirit. i had three drinks but Gupta couldn't complete one because of some kind of intoxication started in his head. poor guy!!! :)