Monday, September 29, 2008

bomb blast

terrorists succeed in planting bombs and we keep cleaning bomb sites with tearful eyes. i am fed up with daily news of blasts and its aftermath or any consolatory statement of PM. i am interested in real actions like "how many those bastards have been gunned down by Indian police ". i am interested in whether our national stand on terrorism is as obvious as "if you dare to do it, we have enough bullets waiting for your head". i am interested in our government's attitude and confidence such as "our guns will negotiate with you". it's high time to take inspiration from China, Russia and USA. any threat to security, these countries talk more with their tanks. i don't want to live under the fear of being killed anywhere with no trace of my finding. today a perosn gets more calls from home not to go to malls or open markets. i personally avoid to come out of home if it is 15th august or 26th january or occasion of sensitive religious festivals. Thank God! these are national holidays otherwise casualities would be many fold. as a nation, first act of our boldness should be to make the number of all prison serving terrorists linked with bomb blasts to zero. we should be least interested in keeping 100 terrorists alive in prison rather than determined to bring in 200 more if they spoil our sound night sleep. because "no motherfucker can decide the fate of my life with press of one button."

Friday, September 19, 2008

re-invent post-office.

finally dying post-offices re-inveted themselve to be in biz atleast by providing address verification services to IT industries and mobile service operators!!! why doesn't government sell Indian postal establishment to any private body who can make it one of the largest and finest integrated courier facilities of world ? govenmental postal system can work with city private courier agencies to deliver packages in villages as it will solve my problem to send a courier to my village home as well as government can make some profit if they are so busy to not think of re-energising the dead postal biz. few years ago, Indian railways sytem was on verge of financial bankrupcy but after few strokes of development and good management techniques, it is churning out 10K crores pure profit per year . same positive development can be achieved with postal system if it doesn't loose its focus on its core area of business like postal/package/money delivery rather than doing petty works for other companies.
can we have a postal minister like Lalu Prasad who can make it possible ?

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

search for a right match

this is not a story of mine but it is about my friend Nishant and his quest to find a perfect match for his marraige. just six months ago he decided to settle down and wished to have a happy marraige life with an extremely gorgeous gal of his age. he did lots of homework like 'which is the best matrimonial site which has genuine profiles as well as it has profiles which can match with his standard.', 'what's the charge for a matrimonial advertisement of specific number of words or specific space in an individual national newspaper for three editions.', 'What kind of proper words should be used to convey his precise set of parameters for his match'. the decision to marry at young age of 24 yrs (next month he would be 25 yrs old) is his self analysis to find real happiness in life. he explains to me...most of time we spend our precious time to find a girl friend which is basically below par of our status (in terms of IIT degree as well as income) that causes regret later on even if we get that kind of girl friend. where as gorgeous gals don't even think of us as we lack social contact with them to continue any kind of relationship which she deserves to have. what is the end result...we just end up spoiling our time for useless purpose like searching/watching a gal in forum mall or cursing almighty to be unfair with us. so, the best route for find a right gal for talented guys like us is arranged marraige. being 5'11" tall, slim, IIT educated guy, currently earning only 10 lacs per annum, he has firm belief to get proposal from only exceptionally fair gal from high profile family. with prospect of not losing any potential beauty queen, he relaxed his caste criteria for his match after having a long serious persuasive discussion with his mom. but what makes him sad after giving a 10K ad in newspaper and having a 5k profile at matrimonial site, he has received interests only from beautiful gals but not from single extremely beautiful gal. he is not able to understand why an average gal (she may be enough beautiful for others like me.) sends her profile inspite of he has clearly mentioned height:5'6", age:24 yrs or below and excellent look for his match. what he does is only three things...he reads her profile...he makes fun of her foolishness to get noticed by him...he deletes her mail. he has rejected 50 profiles ranging from an mba grad from top college to software professional earning equivalent salary at elite firms. his precise set of beauty parameters has amazed and little shocked his mom and sis. Once he had a fight with his sis when he said a gal 'average looking' who was 'extremely gorgeous' acording to his sis. rest family members as well as me have good fun time to discuss about his marraige plan and we are not sure to predict when this guy will finally find his right match. moral of story: if you are an extremely beautiful gal then watch out these guys.