Monday, April 21, 2008

bitches

i am happy becoz "bitch" word is now considered decent. v all love bitches. it may be that you show ur dislike but deep down ur heart, u must be admiring their figures and sex appeal. true :D just get some free time and try sex video of hottest bitch of hollywood, Paris Hilton. She became more popular after her tape leak. her bold act transformed her into cultural icon and most sought after celebrity gal. that's koool!!! baby. Look at the statements given by another hollywood bitch, Lindasy Lohan. She finds one boyfriend boring after few months. bad luck dude!!! u need to be creative. ;) bitches r sexxxy. they r mean. they are highly conscious of shape. we gossip about their attitude, style, figure, curvy curve, low cut t-shirts and high rise skirts. ;) if she is hot.. she must got attitude. widout attitude bitches are no more. alas!!! local desi bitches are selected for roadies show, teen diva shows. so no one can doubt their potential to perform at international levelz. they add spice and fire quotient. they use f*** word and middle fingers to express anger. i love it. they get maximum share of guys praise and stare. lol . why it is called staring ? :( At least they are better than lallo type gals as my friend tells me. :P :P lallo type gals are most hated creatures on planet earth in spite guys don't show this emotion publicly. Who wants to talk with these lallo type gals. lol lol. bitches are worth watching at tv or in shopping mallz. :) bitches give challenges to men. that's why men are crazy for bitches becoz it's not so easy to own them. i can declear-bitches r d best dates. they will make u special. at least u will start feeling that u got greek god looks. ;) seriously!!! so what attracts bitches to guys ? any guess...if u think it's money...then think again..again...that how many time u had been called brother after she consumed ur money? he he he. seriously not joking this time. :) man...u have got to get luck. becoz they r rare species. u can say..luck like saif's luck to get kareena after having two kids... or how does 60 yrs old author Salman Rushdie manage to get 30 yrs old hot model with ample assets like Padma Lakshami ? I am scared of night.!!! am i mean to say it ? as love has no boundary. it's pure. like the way our most famous desi bitch Rakhi Sawant expressed love to her boyfriend cum bodyguard Abhishek giving him only three slaps during valentine day before entire media channels broadcasting their live actions. we r blessed with proactive media giving such spicy news.
this arrticle is meant to acknowledge the importance of such babes who are in bitch category or preparing hard to get into. we are here to watch out for you. u r better than rest. hats off!

5 comments:

Nishant Shrivastava said...

there only a shuttle diff between a bitch and a babe, babes want attention and bitches flaunt .....

why not its often said "flaunt if you got it" ....

ranbir the rising star is a bears a epitome to hip hop bitchy world ..

just a bit disappointed to see my love "kareena" compared with any street type stupid bitch :P

Naveen Garg said...

what a coincidence dude... i just saw Vijay in one of the pics... he was classmate in Jaipur.

Btw.. ur thesis on Bitches is very comprehensive and enlightening

Mikku said...

YOu rock dude,i cant dare to write about such topic.But watever u think is very rit

Unknown said...

hmmm. Well..I will comment some other day. let me find socially suitable word for male counterpart.

Ritesh Saurabh said...

hi Nisha

u r most welcome to my blog.
i love to read ur views.