crazy gmail status message

how many times you love to put new status message when you go online on Gmail everyday ? the whole act of exhibiting status messages, sometimes self constructed or most of the time re-working on some great thinkers' ideas into your own creation or some awesome web-links, is turned out be cool act to have fun. the googling quest for new quotes has positive impact as it is lil self study journey into works of some great men as well as self analysis of your own thoughts. as i can say...these great insightful statements were kept in books are now out in open cyber space for all to read and enjoy and display. we want our status message to reflect our attitude and coolness towards life. so it drives us to innovate in our own style. one my IIT classmate fondly called Pondy, always puts strictly complex Sanskrit Sloks to get precious attention to explain Sloks to ignorant souls. my friend Nishant loves to put some self-made-lines like....'average looking gals please stay away from me. becoz I have no interest in you.', 'I am very romantic at heart if you are beauty queen.'. an ex-IBM colleague popularized a term 'Bhikari No-729' through Gmail. i use it in lil different fashion. mostly to convey private message in public domain like.....'Thank you Pritam" , "Shreya says: I am threat to World", "I miss u! hina." . It works in positive ways.

Be an Ass, Get a Lass!

today morning when i was scanning headlines through newspaper 'The Times of India', one news grabbed my eyes. heading was 'Be an Ass, Get a Lass!'. a European research group, after few years of observations, has concluded a pattern in liking of female: female like more when male attempt some kind of foolish things to please them without looking in poor light.

so, "anyone who doesn't want an Ass ?"

awesomeness on a Tshirt

last night i was at Patna junction waiting for Gareeb Rath, i saw a guy wearing a t-shirt with a line 'I go to gym everyday.'. when i re-looked at his size, he was just 180 kg with funny fat belly!!! i guess.
t-shirt with a punch line is rage as they find it kool to grab some eyeballs. there is some subtle rules regarding what words should be written on t-shirt. if t-shirt has a line like 'I am a good boy.' people who see anyone wearing this t-shirt will think...he is some kind of jerk or classic idiot or mock him to death. if a line is ' I am a bad boy.' then it will have completely different impact...the same people will find him kool and full of attitude. point is...more bad is more good. designers have been more crazy when it comes to write words on female t-shirts. like 'what you are staring at ?', 'fresh milk', 'mango', 'twins', 'hold me', blah blah...i am running out of my database. punch-line with double meaning is more common but what hits harder is some Knockout lines like 'Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.', 'Save water. Bath together.', ’save water, drink neat’ with a whiskey bottle printed.

i found this one priceless. t-shirt having printed words like 'road to heaven' with a bold arrow pointing downward.